Prank Calls

The backbone of Janky Jank. It began with calls asking for Fallout 3 on VHS and has morphed into clearing out Denny's because the Harlem Globetrotters are coming in.

Look out businesses. We've been wasting your time since 2010.

24 Hour Diner

The title says it all baby.

The Twist

Something horrible has happened.

Cold Blooded Murder

A man holds a deadly grudge.

Buying Baseballs

We called a sporting goods store asking for some baseballs...just not for baseball.

Broncos

One brother lost a bet with another brother. Let's see if it can be accommodated.

Buying a Van

We tried to buy a used van for our son.

Looking for a Job

Just a girl looking for a job.

Babe

We called a pancake place and the waitress thought we were her boyfriend. Enjoy.

Freaky

A man proves how freaky he truly is.

Longest Prank Call Ever

We bought some guys car...for a price.

Two Boys

A man has some pressing concerns about the diner he's about to visit

Sadness

An old man mulls over his many regrets in life.

Pissed Off Pizza

We called a man and he reached his last straw.

Bee

A man has a new friend after eating some pancakes.

Service Animal

A man calls a local restaurant to check their policies on bringing in service animals.

Goose

Getting a job after 6 years of unemployment is tough.

Trim

A husbands love for his wife knows no bounds.

Sour

Nobody likes having a boss.

Underwear

This is a weird one.

Exotic Evening

A man calls to give a compliment and let everyone know what the future has in store for him.

Demons

A man wants to see if he can do some conjuring at a diner.

Blind

A man calls a restaurant and asks what kind of special accommodations can be made for his disabled friend.

Celebrity

An A-lister calls a sports bar and has a special request.

Trash

A nice homeless gentleman calls a steakhouse.

America First

We called a diner and let them know that America needs to come first. As if that needs to be stated. America first. Always.

Illegal Pete's

A certain someone doesn't like the word "Illegal" in Illegal Pete's. And he left a whole message about it.

Luxury Car Dealership/Pancake Restaurant

A diaper and some twins. This one is great.

Rex

A real tomahawk of a call.

Diner and Department Store Double Feature

A sweet sweet double feature for your hearing enjoyment.

Arachnus

A young man calls a clothing store to get some new threads before a hot date

Stinko

This week we called asking a restaurant to use a bathroom...but we may need appetizers to go along with it.

Rosie

One Pontiac Vibe for a special boy, please.

Halloween Special

A special Halloween themed call from your friends at Janky Jank.

Louisiana Man II

Louisiana man calls the lost and found of his local superstore.

Cup Check

A daddy calls a sporting goods store and absolutely nothing awkward happens...

Supreme Pizza

Calling for the best supreme pizza in town.

Looking for Larry

Three employees had to be spoken to in order to get some much needed pizza discounts.

Spreading Butt

Two calls all about spreading that sweet butt.

Jaramillo 3

Jaramillo Jones once again can't come into work.

Applebee's

A nice young boy who did well in school this year is getting taken to Applebee's as a special treat, he got a bird too.

Worried About My Son

A concerned father calls an Italian restaurant with worries about his son.

Video Game Store

A father asks if there are three rare video games in stock for his son's birthday.

Louisiana Man

Louisiana Man is in for a history lesson about the South.

Strip Club

Me likey yoga pants.

Getting a Job

Just a guy who has had too much to drink looking for an exciting career in electronics.

Bar

Doug from New York calls a local Montana bar to see if there are any pretty girls there.

Calling in Sick

Just a nice young Swedish Person calling in sick to work.

Pancake Place

Just your average guy trying to get a gig at his local pancake restaurant.

Buying A Painting

Purchasing two beautiful items off of Craigslist.

Denny's Complaint

Just a poor guy who is having a rough time getting bullied.

Dennys/Carrabbas

Wasting more peoples time. This time involving Mumford and Sons, The Jets, and authentico Italiano.

Supermarket

Wasting more big business time with a prank call. Short and sweet and to the point. Plus pictures of strippers.

Pizza Place

Prank calling a pizza place and speaking to all the sex boys.

Wal Mart

The best prank call to a Wal Mart!

JJ Calls- Craigslist/Sandwich Place

Janky Jank calls a craigslist ad and a sandwich place.

Janky Jank Calls

The original.

Luxury Car Dealership/Pancake Restaurant

Diner and Department Store Double Feature

Legendary Voicemails

A series dedicated to wasting people's time, just without them knowing it until they check their missed phone calls.

Legendary Voicemails: Triumph

One man is in dire need of a Triumph motorcycle and leaves a message for a seller on Craigslist.

Helmet

A dad must pay up for his dumb son.

The Legendary Voicemail

A terrible apartment complex would have been lucky to get a one star Google review. Instead, they received this voicemail.

Motorcycle

I left a message for a man selling a motorbike so I could bring it to a certain client.

Table

We left a man a voicemail explaining our new business plan. He still hasn't called back.

Nutsack

We left a message for an old, crappy apartment complex. It's like a prank call without having to deal with someone getting annoyed.